is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via ryaninwonderland)
(Source: queenofclassy, via on-my-toes-for-you)
Sees a fish shadow with a fin just as I walk into the island hut.
isopods are scary as shit
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
(Source: photographwhore, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
Truth
SCREAMING. YES YES YES YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(via elissadeanna)
DO YOU KNOW HOW RELEVANT THIS IS TO ME THESE DAYS
JULIAN I DON’T NEED YOUR SASS
